you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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