The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just want nice things and good sex
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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