I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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