We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh god it's open bar.
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