just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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