Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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