what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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