Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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