I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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