party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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