lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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