normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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