69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
