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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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