i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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