White coat. Heels.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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