I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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