so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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