Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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