As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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