you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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