i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
