It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yo dont text me then not text me
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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