She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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