im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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