I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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