If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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