She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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