Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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