like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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