I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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