You made me cry and you don't even care
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
is it fun? or sober?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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