Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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