i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize