The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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