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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

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  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

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  I'm on my way.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  protesters in toronto definately have the best pot

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  "This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.

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