Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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