i can't believe i had my finger in that
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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