I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This girl is more easily done than said...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I would ride that face into the sunset
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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