she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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