So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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