dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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