And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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