She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Your cock deserves a montage
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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