They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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