PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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