hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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