We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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