He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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