thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize