it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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