My hand turned me down
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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