I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
pray to the hookup gods
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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