Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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